Explicit Contents' Full & Uncensored Catalog

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Birthday Cards

B001 — Want Some Cake?

B002 — Cher a Little More

 

B003 — Mr. Rhinasseros

B004 — Ms. Rhinasseros

 

B005 — Cheers

B006 — All I Ever Wanted

B007 — Party Pooper

B008 — Funky Family

 

B009 — A Gift

 

Congratulations Cards

C001 — Colorful Congrats

Friendship Cards

F001 — Disappointment Surprise

 

F002 — Burying the Lede

 

F003 — Crabby Friends

 

Get Well Soon Cards

G001 – Please Feel Better Soon

 

Miscellaneous Cards

M001 — The Original Anonymous F**k You Card

 

New Baby Cards

N001 — Can We Keep It?

 

Romantic Cards

R001 — Leather & Lace

Sympathy Cards

S001 — Words of Comfort

 

Thank You cards

T001 — A Crappy Card

 

T002 — Bad Words

 

T003 — A Whole New World

T004 — The Sh*t

Wedding Cards

W001 — Thoughts & Prayers