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All I Ever Wanted

Regular price $5.50 USD
Regular price $9.69 USD Sale price $5.50 USD
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From one pea in the pod to another.

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Materials

Card Paper Weight & Texture: Ultra premium, thick cover stock.

Card Paper Color: Absolute White

Envelope: Absolute white with premium feel and a hand-pressed stamp.

Print Quality: Exceptional

Shipping & Returns

All orders should arrive within 3-5 business days of purchase.

Our customers mean the world to us, so never hesitate to contact us if you encounter any issues with your order. We'll take care of you!

Dimensions

Card Dimensions: A2 card (4.25" x 5.5")

Envelope Dimensions: A2 envelope (4.5" x 5.75")

Origin:

Designed, printed, hand-stamped, and hand-packed in the USA.

Care Instructions

Probably do your best to not get it wet. Because, you know... it's paper.