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The Original Anonymous F**K YOU Card

Regular price $5.50 USD
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It's the exact opposite of a "thank you" card — it's psychological warfare!

Trust us: this isn't a card you send to someone you like.

(Yes, those flowers are all middle fingers.)

Regardless of how much time passes, they'll never be certain of who sent it or why — a gift that's certain to linger for years to come.

It's hard to put a price on that kind of ROI... but we did.

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None of our printed cards contain censorship we just have to block adult language on product pages so that we can advertise our products to the world.

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Card Paper Weight & Texture: Ultra premium, thick cover stock.

Card Paper Color: Absolute White

Envelope: Absolute white with premium feel and a hand-pressed stamp.

Print Quality: Exceptional

Shipping & Returns

All orders should arrive within 3-5 business days of purchase.

Our customers mean the world to us, so never hesitate to contact us if you encounter any issues with your order. We'll take care of you!


Card Dimensions: A2 card (4.25" x 5.5")

Envelope Dimensions: A2 envelope (4.5" x 5.75")


Designed, printed, hand-stamped, and hand-packed in the USA.

Care Instructions

Probably do your best to not get it wet. Because, you know... it's paper.