About Us

There are a lot of ways to describe Explicit Contents:

  1. Cards you probably shouldn’t give to your mom.
  2. We make sh**ty cards for sh**ty people.
  3. The #1 most-visited website by avid churchgoers!
  4. We make cards that we find funny and we don’t care what you think.
  5. Basically the opposite of Hallmark.

Long story short: We wanted cards to give to friends that actually represented our relationship. And we wanted them to be super premium. So we made them. 

Now we need you to tell anyone who cares because we spent all of our money on art and expensive paper and we have no idea how to market or sell anything.

No, really, please tell a friend about us »