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A Crappy Card

Regular price $5.50 USD
Regular price $9.69 USD Sale price $5.50 USD
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This card was loosely inspired by Disney Pixar's "Seeing Red".


Okay, you're right. It wasn't.

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Card Paper Weight & Texture: Ultra premium, thick cover stock.

Card Paper Color: Absolute White

Envelope: Absolute white with premium feel and a hand-pressed stamp.

Print Quality: Exceptional

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Card Dimensions: A2 card (4.25" x 5.5")

Envelope Dimensions: A2 envelope (4.5" x 5.75")


Designed, printed, hand-stamped, and hand-packed in the USA.

Care Instructions

Probably do your best to not get it wet. Because, you know... it's paper.