Mothers are quite literally the first person in our lives, and often underrated heroes. We celebrate Mother's Day to honor motherhood and the maternal bond.
We've collected tons of the funniest Mother's Day cards from independent brands to help you say "Happy Mother's Day!" with a bit of personality. These picks are guaranteed to produce a smile and make her day extra special.
- 12 of the Funniest Mother’s Day Cards
- 6 Inappropriate Mother’s Day Cards
- 6 Saucy Mother’s Day Cards for Your Wife
- 2 Perfect Cards for Sons to Wish Mom a Happy Mother's Day
- 7 Quirky Mother’s Day Cards: From Daughter
- 4 Timelessly Funny Mother’s Day Cards for Grandma
- 4 Cute Mother’s Day Cards
12 of the Funniest Mother’s Day Cards
For mothers with a great sense of humor, here are some great Mother's Day cards. These picks are a perfect mix of wit and lighthearted humor that'll make this year's celebration extra special.
Mistaken Sister - You know moms love it when people think they're siblings with their kids. A youthful face after the stress of raising you is a miracle.
Emoji Mom - Parents love using emojis, and most moms use them quite literally. I mean, isn't that why we created emojis in the first place?
Everyone Jumped off a Cliff - Inspired by the famous line, "Would you jump off a cliff if your friends did?" Well, it's time to be proud, mom! "Aren't you proud of me?" is written inside.
Sorry for My Siblings - You both know you're the favorite.
Other Children - Imagine how life would've been if you were the only child. You probably would've grown up in a mansion and sailed on your parent's yacht. Well, whose fault is that?
Mom Timeline - This "relationship with mom timeline" studied thousands of mothers' relationships with their children.
Okay, that's not true, but some life experiences don't need studied to be recognized as universal truths.
Not The Worst Mom Card - A floral-themed, sassy Mother's Day card to brighten up your mom's day. If she is not the worst, then she might as well be the best.
Momager - Growing up, a mom really takes the role of managing your life. She sets your appointments, decides what you eat, where to go to school, what chores you should do, what haircut should you have...
So if there are any photos of you sporting a bowl cut or embarrassing outfit... you know who to blame.
Should've Listened More - Okay, we got hung up on the bowl cuts.
Moms often give great advice. Maternal instincts bring out their desire for their children to have the best in life... just maybe not fashion advice.
Great Genes - Who's to thank for your good looks? This Mother's Day card is a great pun that'll make mom feel good.
An artist will also hand-write your personalized message inside this particular card.
What's for Dinner? - This sassy Mother's Day card is a splendid gift that can bring out a hearty laugh from your mom... or a beating.
Humble Mom - Sometimes no means yes. Regardless of whether she's being humble or just not into it, this Mother's Day card will make her day a little brighter.
6 Inappropriate Mother’s Day Cards
Looking for choices that land a bit harder? For the mom who has a great sense of humor, here are a few funny and inappropriate Mother's Day cards that should have her laughing out loud.
Thanks Mom - A brilliant Mother's Day card featuring your creation. It's only gross if you think about it.
Pee a Little - The condition known as stress incontinence occurs when urine escapes whenever your bladder is under stress, such as coughing, sneezing, or laughing hard. This is a common occurrence after childbirth.
Your mom may pee a little with this hilarious Mother's Day card.
Little Sh*t - Isn't sh*t a wonderful, versatile word? It could mean the best, but also the worst. In this case, you're both the best and worst thing that happened to your mom.
Lucky I Came Out of Yours - From 1960 to 2000, the female population of the world doubled from 1.5 to 3 billion. What are the odds that she'd end up being your mom?
All I've Got - Moms can be a bit too much sometimes. It's what they believe is best for you, but now's your chance to say your piece, dammit.
Bad*ss Kid - Your mom is one of your biggest influences growing up... also the worst of influences. Maybe that's where you learned to be one tough cookie.
6 Saucy Mother’s Day Cards for Your Wife
For the mother of your children, whether you made them or inherited them, we gathered a few funny Mother's Day cards that'll help make her celebrations extra special.
Parenting is difficult, so give her credit for sticking it out with you.
Hot Sauce - Here's a spicy Mother's Day card to make your wife's day more special. It just might put her in the mood to become mother to another ;)
In You - You know that's that's the reason that you and her are celebrating Mother's Day in the first place. A hilarious way of saying, "Thanks for making me a dad."
Not My Mother - Old but gold. Are you really obligated to give gifts to anyone else but your own mother?
The answer is yes.
You'll Always Be - A funny Mother's Day card that brings out nostalgia. Being a mom is tough. It's no surprise that they call it a full-time job.
After All These Years - There's always next year!
Two Moms - Sometimes, all a kid needs is two mothers. This pick is a great Mother's Day card from a mother to her wife.
2 Perfect Cards for Sons to Wish Mom a Happy Mother's Day
For a son, no one has seen you in your most vulnerable state than your mother. Your mother is also your first mentor.
Here are a few funny Mother's Day cards to make her appreciation day extra special.
Perfect Son - Confidence goes a long way. Hey, maybe you got that confidence from your mother.
This silly Mother's Day card makes a charming gift that can put a smile on your mom's face.
Fold in the Cheese - An amusing Schitt's-Creek-inspired Mother's Day card. This makes a perfect gift for the woman who taught you many things that others couldn't, such as how to fold the broken cheese.
7 Quirky Mother’s Day Cards: From Daughter
A daughter learns everything there is about being a girl from her mother, from her physical workings to emotional development.
Here are a handful of funny Mother's Day cards, from daughter to mother, that will honor your relationship in a unique way.
Thanks Mom - Moms are usually the first ones who know when the red tide flows. Let her know you appreciate all the things you learned from her that your dad wouldn't know a thing about.
Like Mother - As the first female figure in a woman's life, it's no wonder daughters often take from their mothers. Whether that's a good or bad thing is up to you.
Attitude - As mothers come to be the first mentors, it's not a secret that daughters learn sass from sassy moms. An ideal Mother's Day card to show some gratitude for that attitude.
Financial Burden - This hilarious Mother's Day card is perfect for saying, "I love you, but I'm going to need some money."
These cards aren't free, you know.
Tramp Stamp - Whether or not mom is conservative, this is a joke she'll appreciate. Here's to your mom, who has been protecting you since the beginning of time.
Best Gift - For the daughter that developed her boldness and confidence from her mother, this makes an outstanding Mother's Day card.
Surely she'll tear up from the pride of having you as her daughter 😅
Independent Woman - We'd all like to believe we're able to become completely independent, but we can never escape that bond between a daughter and her mother.
A perfect card from a mommy's girl.
4 Timelessly Funny Mother’s Day Cards for Grandma
You can't appreciate your mom without appreciating grandma. The things you learn from your mom are most likely passed down from your grandmother (for better or worse).
Here are a handful of Mother's Day cards specifically for the OGs of motherhood.
At Least - If you "got it from your momma," then she got it from your grandma. Imagine how proud grandma is to hear the phrase, "You have beautiful grandkids."
Keep it Up - This sweet and explicit Mother's Day card for grandma is a bonus if she's the type that scolds you for using bad words when you were younger.
This gift will either make her day or earn you a scolding.
The Legend - A Mother's Day card for the original legend.
Stories from a world we no longer relate to, the mystery of it, and a little exaggeration make grandma sound legendary.
Favorite Grandchild - A cheeky and confident Mother's Day card that's great for making grandma's day.
Don't forget your gift this Christmas, grandma!
4 Cute and Funny Mother’s Day Cards
Some mothers love the cute stuff. We've got a handful of cute and funny Mother's Day cards to add more fun to the celebration.
Mom! - "Mom! Mommy! Ma! Hi!" A cute twist to that episode on Family Guy. A bonus if your mom is a fan of the show.
Puddin' Up - A simple "thank you" can mean a lot after years of providing womb and board, and "pudding" up with you. Be a little cup of joy for your mom with this cute Mother's Day card.
Motherhood - An ideal choice for the mom who chose the motherHOOD life. This colorful and cartoonish Mother's Day card is guaranteed to make her laugh.
One in a Melon - There's only one out of hundreds of melons who fills the shoes of your mother perfectly. A fitting Mother's Day card for the unique mother figure in your life.
Thanks For Stopping By!
We really appreciate you checking out our list of the funniest Mother's Day cards from independent brands. Drop us a comment below if you found the perfect card, or if you feel like there are others out there that should be on this list!
Father's Day is only a month later. Check out our collection of Funny Father's Day cards for card ideas that celebrate fatherhood.