Samples Incoming... GET HYPED!

You're about to be the talk of the mothef**king town with your hot-off-the-press Explicit Contents samples, Mr. / Ms. / Mrs. / [INSERT APPROPRIATE GENDER IDENTITY SALUTATION HERE] Hot Shit.

Sometimes we have a question or two when processing these requests, such as whether you prefer profane cards, non-profane cards, or a mix of both. Please keep an eye out for our call, just in case!

And sincerely, our microscopically-tiny-business is indescribably grateful for your interest and support.